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That's what i thought you said now let me offer this as a rebuttal 

They say lil float where you been at? i'm just sucking some dick 

I be playing minecraft with my thumb in her clit 

Two dicks got me horny in like two different ways 

Oh shit, I fucked up and I just caught aids 

But you know my dick is shaped like a rectangular prism 

You know I love molesting kids with autism 

If I see a beamer, you know I'm going to run that bitch over 

If I see a baby I can't help from getting a boner 

Cheerleading that shit's not a fucking sport 

If you think it is ,than your dick is really short 

I'm killing all this beamers, I ain't going to court 

I was going to fuck a fetus, but I about to abort 

A'y, tiny meat gang,but I still fuck your brother 

Smash that shit raw ,I don't need a fucking rubber 

Adolf Hitler got a penis, and you know I suck It 

Pour a dead baby into a fucking bucket 

Jizz on your nimple 

Stupid fucking cripple 

Make that pussy whistle Dick look like a missile, dick is really little 

Plus I keep a pistol 

Lick my pickle, give a nibble 

Semen drizzle 

Tickle three dicks,It's a tripple 

Make my booty ripple 

Sandy hook, I'm about to shoot some stupid ass kids 

When I fuck your mom, I put my dick into her ribs 

I'ma kill a fag and eat him like i'm Jeffrey Dahmer 

Ariana Grande concert, I'm the fucking bomber 

Finger your dog or your sister, yeah its all the same 

I am LIl float the baby raper, that's my name 

Put a hampster in my anus if I feel like it 

Cum in 30 seconds, don't believe me you can time it 

Can we please have like a second 9-11 I won't fuck a kid If they're older than seven 

Anal seepage, yeah you know thats just the beginning 

Every day in a cockfight, know i'm wining 

Tear that asshole up! She gon need a fucking bandage 

Get back in the kitchen and make me a fucking sandwich 

Don't know why Suava even tryed to talk to me 

I got way more plays, and this is only number 3 Fuck a beamer, suck my weiner 

He's a screamer, and a creamer 

Fuck a lemur, anus dirty I'ma clean her I like old ladies, 

Fuck a senior Pussy sqeaky, 

I'ma beat her Baby raping cult, I'm the motherfucking leader 

Ay Whip a beamer,nevermind i'll ride a bike instead 

Fucked that jew up until his fucking asshole bled 

Pushed a stupid pregnant bitch down the fucking stairs 

It's okay, She was Jewish, no one fucking cares 

Donald Trump, 

Yeah you know I want to suck his cock 

She can take this dick if her age is on the clock 

Helen Keller, I might fuck that bitch. 

Its really funny When I pull my dick out, She'll never hear me coming.  

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 07, 2019 ⏰

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