Biology

Here’s a little tale, warning: it might smell.

This biology will make no sense, but it’s just a little bit of my psychology.

You know that part when you toot from the rear, make sure it’s loud enough for all to hear.

There’s also the burp, learn the alphabet and recite it while you do so, that will make everyone slurp.

After that laughter, you will be pissing your pants soon after.

When the night is through and you’re all alone, what else is left to do?

Making sure all are asleep, you boot up that dirty website making sure not to make a peep.

When the deed is done, you stumble back to bed.

Biology, what more needs to be said?