Squidward's Horny Night Rated R 18+ Smut

Squidwards Horny Night (Please Leave ;-;)

It was a peaceful day in Bikini Bottom. Fishes were calmly talking to one another and playing in the warm water, while Squidward was stuck being miserable. He worked at Bikini Bottom most popular restaurant, the Krusty Krab. Squidward was yet again mopping as he took dunderheads orders. Squidward felt as if this cycle was going on for nineteen years, and that is was never going to end. He felt as if everyone in Bikini Bottom kept getting stupider and stupider at the second, and even he felt like he was losing brain cells. He sighed as he tried to ignore Spongebob's annoying laughter in the background. He always despised that yellow sponge, everything about him, from the way he dressed, to his terrible personality, but there was a part of Squidward, a part he didn't seem to understand, that wished to hang out with Spongebob more, that got really excited when seeing him, he felt different with this feeling, a word he couldn't describe. And then looking at all the other people in Bikini Bottom, he wanted something from them, he yearned something, but he never knew what, so here he is now, stuck as a lonely cashier forever. When Squidward got home, he slouched on the couch and gave out a huge sigh, another terrible day like always. Squidward grabbed the remote and switched on the television, switching through channels, begging for there to be something, anything for him to watch. As he continued to look through channels, he stopped at a romance channel. Squidward did not want to be reminded how lonely he was, so he was about to change it, but the scene soon changed, and the two people in the show where now making out. Squidward was now confused, something this graphic was usually never shown. He watched a the too people kissed and fucked each other passionately. Something inside Squidward resinated, he began getting excited for some reason, he watched as his cock flew up. Then he realized, this is what he was craving, lust, but who would want to do something so dirty with someone like him. That is when he heard a knock on his door. Squidward got up, trying to calm himself down, and open the door to see Spongebob, the worst thing in his life, but this time, it wasn't that, he wasn't annoyed with spongebob being here, he was actually, happy? "Hiya buddy! I was just wondering if you would like to hangout with me and Patrick today. We are going to see the giant clam, and then go jellyfishing! Sounds fun right?" Squidward nodded his head, he wasn't paying attention to anything Spongebob had just said, he was to busy staring at his features of his face, had Spongebob always looked this good, and he just never noticed? "Really?! You want to come!? That's great, let's go then!", but before Spongebob could drag Squidward out of the house, Squidward grabbed spongebob by the hip and pulled him tightly into a passionate kiss, then his hands slid down spongebob's waist and grabbed his ass. Spongebob gasped and squidward took the opportunity to put his tongue inside Spongebob's mouth. Squidward turned Spongebob around and threw his pants to the floor. "Imma play you like a clarinet," he said as he passionately thrust his gigantic cock into Spongebob's ass. Spongebob started to moan with pleasure as Squidward kept going faster and harder. Squidward moaned louder and louder until he couldn't go higher. He lasted about 420 hours of intense anal. "Your mom did better," Squidward quipped. Spongebob now tired of the very intense anal sex, laid on the bed and drifted to sleep as Squidward got up, not yet satisfied. Since Spongebob was incapacitated, Squidward grabbed Gary and removed his shell. His cock thrust into Gary so fast it could have been a freight train. Gary moaned a meow and started to slime up Squidward's cock. Gary lasted longer, about 24879988032 hours to be exact. But Squidward was still unsatisfied once again. He called up Mr.Krabs and asked him to come over, for something was wrong with his best fry cook. Mr. Krabs, bamboozled, got up and ran towards Spongebob's pineapple and knocked frantically on the door. As the door open slightly, Squidward launched out and drugged Mr. Krabs. Since Mr. Krabs was now unaware of his surroundings, Squidward grabbed him and dragged him into his house. Squidward started tearing off Mr. Krabs' clothes and did every sex position possible on him, each one bringing more pleasure than the last. Squidward may have well steamed Mr. Krabs right then and there because after the 83456789 days of intense gay sex, Mr. Krabs couldn't move. Squidward was still not satisfied, even though he had all this gay sex. Squidward looked around the room, until he spotted a picture frame nearly detached from the wall. It was a picture of Spongebob and Patrick together at Jellyfish fields, and that is when Squidward walked outside and walked towards Patrick's house. As he neared the starfish's house, he walked passed it and went to jellyfish fields. As Squidward walked into Jellyfish fields. He found the mysterious blue jellyfish. He persuaded the male jellyfish to have intercourse with him. The blue jellyfish agreed and started to pump Squidwards cock. Squidward low husky moans started to turn on the jellyfish even more than it already was. Squidward let out his ink and started to suck on one of the jellyfish's stingers. The mysterious jellyfish buzzed louder and louder each time he buzzed until finally, he let out his jellyfish jelly in squidwards mouth. Squidward swallowed the jelly and licks his lips, he then grabbed the Jellyfish's squirted and started licking the drops of jelly of of them. After Squidward left the field, he felt a rush of wind as a car rushed passed him. He turned his head to the direction of the car and watched as it pulled up into Mrs. Puffs boating school. Squidward started walking towards the school, not caring that Mrs. Puffs was married. Spongebob had told Squidward what had happened to Mr. Puffs, so Mrs. Puffs was basically a widow. As he walked into the boating school, Mrs. Puff was at her desk finishing some paperwork she had not yet to complete. As Squidward walked up to her, she turned her head and stared straight at him with a questioning look on her face. Squidward said with such lust in his face "Hey thicc mama, heard you're pretty lonely, and all this paperwork, why don't you take a break and we can have some fun~." Surprised by this Mrs. Puffed backed up too far and almost fell off her chair, but Squidward was there to catch here and gently stroked her face. Mrs. Puff started breathing heavy out of nervousness, "S-Squidward, wait-." Squidward put a tentacle on her mouth to signal her to stay silent. Mrs. Puff obliged and watched as Squidward's mouth came closer to hers, and soon, the space was broken. Squidward started to kiss all over Mrs. Puff's face, and didn't even ask for permission as he stuck his tongue into her mouth. Mrs. Puff's started moaning as Squidward started to take off her skirt and undergarment. He then took his cock and rushed it into her area. Mrs. Puff's screams can be heard throughout Bikini Bottom. After what was 593078 years of pleasure, Squidward finally broke off from Mrs. Puff. He looked down to a see a deflated Mrs. Puff, she was dead. Squidward was not to shocked at this, she obviously wasn't the type to last for that long, but it just felt so good, Squidward couldn't stop himself. He grabbed Mrs. Puffs body and stuffed it into the garbage bag. He carried the bag to the garbage dumpster, and walked towards the machine that decomposes the garbage. He place the bag into the machine and watched as Mrs. Puffed body got crushed and sliced up into tiny piece. Blood went everywhere, surrounding the machine and Squidward, organ flew out out of the machine and landed in different places of the dumpster yard. Squidward did not bother to clean up the mess he had made, and walked away from the dumpster. Squidward walked around Bikini Bottom trying to find another candidate. He looked around, but there was no one in sight, the whole area was like a ghost town. He watched as a tumbleweed passed by him as he look towards the side of a building. He walked up towards the poster, and it read; "Warning Warning, please leave this area immediately, several boats have been spotted on the surface of the water, they have many high tech machinery that they can use to get you within a second, please follow the officers, they will lead you to the safety houses. Squidward was upset, there was no one in sight to make out with, and even if there were, there would not be many fishes left. Squidward walked lonely around the city, looking for at least one sign of life to fuck, until he came upon a certain squirrel. Squidward watched as Sandy guided the last bit of people into a shelter, but before Sandy could go inside as well, Squidward had already grabbed her. "Oh Squidward, thank goodness, we thought you were a goner, hurry and get into the shelter, you haven't by any chance seen Mrs. Puffs on your way here did you?" Squidward was not about to tell her that she was already dead, but he could always pin it on the fishers. "She is sadly gone." He said trying to act upset about it. "Oh god.." Sandy said, tears on the brim of her eyes. Squidward took this opportunity to wrap his tentacles around Sandy into a tight hug. Sandy hugged back, not knowing what she had just gotten herself into. Squidward carefully unzipped Sandy's suit. Sandy, surprised at this, tried to fight Squidward back, but Squidward had become to powerful, even Thanos couldn't stop him. Squidward ripped off Sandy's skirt and undergarment and thrust as hard as he could into the Squirrel. Sandy, being the tough person he was, could handle this, and enjoyed the pleasure of Squidward's long hard dick get shoved into her area. This pleasurement didn't last forever, because Squidward soon took off her helmet, he last source of air, to kiss her all around. Sandy was now franting for air, and her moaning didn't help, cause soon, she swallowed in all the water and died because of drowning. Squidward saw this, but still continued anyways, he could care less. Their sex had only been going on for a few hours until a harpoon was shot at Squidward. It did not hit him, but he would have instantly died if it did. He then remembered, the fished! He tried to go into the shelter, but the the door was already shut. He started banging on the door, begging them to open and let him in. "Guys, that is our friend Squidward on the other side! We gotta let him in!" screamed Spongebob. "I am sorry, but we can't risk the rest of you getting hurt." said an officer. Spongebob tried to fight past the officers, but he was pushed down, and out matched. Squidward on the other side kept banging and begging to be let in, until he felt a sharp pain in his elbow, he looked over and saw that he had a hook pierced through his shoulder. He yelled out in pain, and this caused Spongebob to go into full panic mode, as he started punching everyone off of him. Spongebob opened the door to the shelter and rushed towards Squidward and tried to grab his hand before he went to high up, but it was too late. Squidward was already getting pulled to the surface. Spongebob, fell on his knees and began crying.

"Hey dude, look, I caught something!" said the teenage boy. He reached his hand into the water to grab his prize and took out a blue squid. "Nice one dude!" said the other passenger of the boat. "Dude, look, this thing had a humongous dick" "How the fuck? And I thought squids produce ink, what's all that white stuff?". They both question this until one said "Dude, imagine there is like, a little world under the sea, and this guy was just having sex or something" "Dude, are you high again?" "Maybe.." "Well don't hog it all, pass the boof!" "Ugh, fine". The two boys had a nice smoke, as Squidward's eyelids grew heavier and heavier, he was dead.

                                                                          THE END BITCH