So, here goes my horrible attempt at writing a funny novel. I hope you guys get a laugh or two out of it. Here it goes--
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September 4th, First Day of Freshman Year
I'm different and I know it. I've never had a relationship with a guy, unlike most freshman girls. I've never even touched a guy, ever, anywhere. Because of that, I get excluded. I really have no friends. But, that's okay. You haven't seen my new school; I don't want any - none of the girls have personality. All they do is walk around, void of emotion, with nothing but a straight face all day, every day. Here, that seems to attract guys, which, needless to say, is weird. Even with the no personality rule going on, all these girls seem to have dated every boy at this school, twice. At my old school, I was considered a nerd. A nobody. The geeky science genius no one sat with at lunch. Here, I'm considered all those things, too, but here's the difference: I don't care because at least I'm different.
