Da Dey Me Lowst A Kiddyket

CHEPTUR JUAN

I, May June, (yas det iz mi nem!) iz frolickeng dawn da stweet wen suddenleee I saw kiddyket. "MEYOWWWW!!!" I scremd. I wented it 2 b mi anymul suh I ken no lungr b lownlay. "KIDDY CURM HUR I WENT 2 LUV U 5EVAS!" I yalld at it. I almust grubbed it wen al ov a suden da famuz Azian Kaylem Hud pic da ket up. "diz myne" he wizpured moistalee. "ANUZ PASTE!!" I kryd. "No bebe dunt kry! U ken curm 2 ma howze nd pet mi kiddyket nd feed it kiddy food!" he sayz. Nex fing u naw Kaylem hud da famuz nd moist Azian tekz mi 2 hiz howze.

Wut hepen nex?!!?!11!!1! Lolz I laft u wif a cwiffhungr!!!!!1!!1!1!!!!1!!!!!