Houses- Harry Potter

I do not like the Slytherin

They make me feel like Witherin'

If I was sorted Into Ravenclaw

I could be a doctor or study law

As for being Hufflepuff

I'd rather blow myself up with stuff

But if I were in Gryffindor 

I would be happy forevermore!

But thanks to Umbridge, 

Who I'd like to push off a ridge,

Everyday I sit, in a figurative pit.