Awkward Harry Potter moments

1. The awkward moment during the first Harry Potter movie when you realize you’ve been pronouncing Hermione Granger’s name wrong in your head the entire time.

2. The awkward moment when you have to explain to Hermione that death is actually worse than being expelled.

 3. The awkward moment when someone’s complaining about the size of their nose and Voldemort’s in the room.

4. That awkward moment when you turn 11 and don’t get a letter from Hogwarts.

5. The awkward moment your former potions teacher curses off one of your ears. 

6. The awkward moment when people think you’re the heir of Slytherin.

7. The awkward moment when you keep finding nifflers in your office.

8. The awkward moment when none of the Weasleys know that Harry Potter is in the house.

9. The awkward moment when you find out you’re a wizard.

10. The awkward moment when you realize you’ve been cleaning up the droppings of the man who got your best friend’s parents killed.

11. The awkward moment when you realize you let the same man from number 10 sleep with you.

12. The awkward moment when your dad starts a fight with Lucius Malfoy in a bookstore.

13. The awkward moment when your best friend calls you a Mudblood.

14. The awkward moment when you realize the only way to win a chess match is to sacrifice your best friend.

15. That awkward moment when Dumbledore uses Snape to tell Harry he hopes he enjoys his holidays.

16. The awkward moment when your daughter steals a diadem and then proceeds to lose it. 

17. The awkward moment when your realize Dumbledore wanted to kill Harry.

18. The awkward moment when Snape’s patronus is a cute little deer.

19. The awkward moment when they blame Harry Potter for everything.

20. The awkward moment when “Voldy went moldy”.

21. The awkward moment when Lockhart gives Harry freakin Potter a speech on how to be famous.

22. The awkward moment when you kill the wrong person.

23. The awkward moment when an 11-year old tries to make rum.

24. The awkward moment when Mrs. Weasley swears.

25. The awkward moment when.....they’ve noticed you broke into Gringotts....

26. The awkward moment when Voldemort laughs.

25. The awkward moment when Umbridge is inspecting your professor.

26. The awkward moment when who you thought was Mad-Eye Moody isn’t really Mad-Eye Moody. 

27. The awkward moment when everyone thinks you’re dead.

28. The awkward moment when Neville is the one who saves the day.

29. The awkward moment when you celebrate a “death day”.

30. The awkward moment when Harry is better than Hermione in potions.

31.The awkward moment when you have the whole wide world of ear related humor before you and you go for 'holey'. 

32. The awkward moment when your sister notices Harry freakin Potter before you.

33.  The awkward moment when Seamus Finnigan tries to do something and it blows up.

34. The awkward moment when Rita Skeeter’s Quick Quotes Quill keeps writing when all you’re saying is “Ummm”.

35. The awkward moment when the Slytherin  jeer  becomes the Gryffindor cheer. 

36. The awkward moment when you have to stick your wand up a trolls nose. 

37. The awkward moment when Voldemort is half-blood.

38. The awkward moment when you get the earwax flavor of Berti Bott’s Every Flavor Bean.

36. The awkward moment when one of Jupiter’s moons is inhabited by mice.

37. The awkward moment when Dumbledore takes you to random places without an explanation.

38. The awkward moment when Mad-Eye Moody walks in late.

39. The awkward moment when you tell your best friend and his girlfriend you’re going to die, and he doesn’t hug you or say goodbye or, really anything.

41. The awkward moment when the snake at the zoo talks back.

42. The awkward moment when “Students are out of bed!”.

43. The awkward moment when their supposed to be out of bed. 

45.The awkward moment when there is a mysterious ticking noise. 

44. The awkward moment when Aunt Petunia knows what Dementors are. 

46. The awkward moment when Percy’s Headboy badge says “big head”.

47. The awkward moment when you can tell Bellatrix has a serious crush on Lord Voldemort.

48. The awkward moment when you learn that Voldemort is actually pronounced without the “t”.

49. The awkward moment when nobody can find the Invisible Book of Invisibility.