"Cactus?" I said to cactus as he was oiling up his body for me before bed, "are you coming to bed soon?"
cactus responded with "yes just give me a minute dear"
as I was staring at him in the bathroom I noticed some strange things... cactus was farting a lot.... but not just any fart... he was farting out pistachios. I ignored it and acted like nothing was going on, he also smelled like an order of number 4 with 2 eggrolls but the oil on his body covered it up.
cactus: "are you ready?"
me: "yes I am fist me like no ones ever fisted me before"
