*during a peaceful night in Equestria*
*in the dream realm Luna and Artemis are calmly looking at dreams*
Luna- *calmly* No nightmares to face tonight apparently...
Artemis- *smiles* Yes, it is quiet tonight in the dream realm, I'm sure many ponies having wonderful dreams tonight
*they both hear a scream*
Luna/Artemis- *flies into the dream of a little filly* *concerned* What is the matter? *seriously looks around with their horns lit* Where is your nightmare?
*the filly has purple eyes and a golden coat and a golden pale yellow mane and tail*
Filly- *looks at them* *admits* Oh, I'm sorry Princess Luna and Prince Artemis I wasn't having a nightmare...*blushes sheepishly* We just wanted to get your attention to talk to you about something, we know how busy you are watching over ponies nightmares *smiles happily* My name is Noi.
Luna- *smiles sincerely* That's quite alright dear Noi, but in the future just call our names instead of scream...
Artemis- *chuckles calmly* Ironically, we're not that busy tonight since everypony is having good dreams so feel free to express-
Both- *realizes in confusion* *looks at her* Wait, we? *looks past her to see the Ponyville residents happily looking at them with smiles* *nervously smiles* How...may we help you?
Noi- *with a grin on her face* Is Princess Cadence and Prince Bolero really your niece and nephew in laws?!
Luna/Artemis- *ears flatten and their eyes shrink in fear*
*meanwhile in the Crystal Empire*
Cadence/Bolero/Shining/Gleaming- *having a nice romantic rendezvous in the empire*
*they're stopped by the Crystal Ponies*
Sapphire Joy- *smiles* Good evening your majesties...
*the other Crystal Ponies bow in respect*
Cadence- *smiles calmly* Good evening...*concerned* Is something wrong?
Gleaming- *concerned* Why is everypony outside?
Bolero/Shining- *looks in concern*
Fleur De Verre- *smiles* We we're all wondering...*excited* Is Prince Shining Armor and Princess Gleaming Shield really the niece and nephew in laws of Princess Celestia and Prince Solaris!!!
*the Crystal Ponies gleam happily*
Shining/Gleaming/Cadence/Bolero- *teleport from the crowd in fear*
*meanwhile in Ponyville*
Twilight/Dusk- *finishing up putting up books with Spike and Barbra when the Mane 5, Colt 5, Starlight, Stellar burst in the room with most of the residents of Ponyville excitedly*
Spike/Barbra- *startled*
Twilight/Dusk- *worried* What's going on?! Is something wrong?!
Rarity- *serious* Yes, in fact there is!!!
Elusive- *serious* In the time since you two have become a prince and princess...before then at the Royal wedding you two have hidden a very important secret from us until NOW!!!
Twilight/Dusk- *confused* Which is?
Pinkie- *smiles* You two are the niece and nephew in laws of Celestia, Luna, Solaris and Artemis...
*everyone cheers excitedly*
Spike/Barbra- *hop onto Twilight and Dusk in fear*
Twilight/Dusk- *teleport out of the castle*
*in Canterlot at the Sparkle and Shine residence*
Blueblood/Bluebelle- *squees at pictures of Shining and Gleaming when they hear a knock at the door* I wonder who that could be?
Velvet- *smiles* I'll get it... *opens the door to reveal Canterlot ponies at their door* *slams it shut* *worried* *teleports everyone in the house*
*in the castle*
Celestia/Solaris- *looks at the other royals who have just appeared* *serious* It would seem that...we couldn't keep the secret for much longer...
*the others look in fear*
Celestia/Solaris- *expression turns into a fearful expression* All Of Equestria knows that we're all related...
DUN DUN DUN!!!
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The Royals Are Forced To Take A Vacation
HumorWhen word gets out the Royal Family's biggest secret they along with Twilight Velvet and Nightlight are forced to travel all across Equestria to keep the media off their hooves