Naruto And Friends(Fan-Fic)

The introduction

Naruto:Hey my name is Naruto Uzumaki and I'm a ....
Shikamaru:Idiot
Kiba:Ha Ha lol
Naruto:...
Neji:guys take this seriously
Kiba:ok ok XD
Neji:omfg
Naruto:Ok... what I was going to say before I was interrupted
*Naruto staring at Shikamaru*
Shikamaru:I'm only telling facts
Naruto:Hey!!!!
*Gaara walks in*
Kiba:XD
Neji:....
Shikamaru:lol
Gaara:quit playing around.. or else..
*gaara staring into their soul*
Naruto:ah sh*t
Shikamaru:well.. d*mn
Neji:i told them soo..
Kiba:i think i sh*tted myself
Naruto:ok ok... you didn't have to be serious
Gaara:go f*ck yourself
Neji:ok now lets start over with our introductions
* scene 1*
Naruto:hehehe... oh we're on
*scene 2*
Naruto:My name is Naruto Uzumaki i am currently 14 and i love me some Ramen
*Naruto pats his belly*
*scene 3*
Shikamaru:zzzzzzzzzzz
Neji:Shikamaru..
Shikamaru:zzzzzz
Neji:SHIKAMARU!!!
Shikamaru:huh oh were on
Neji:You.. you.. you f*cking...
*scene 4*
Shikamaru:My name is Shikamaru Nara i am also 14 and ..this is such a drag
*scene 5*
Neji:I am..
*Rock lee busts through the wall*
Rock lee:Hello my friends i am Rock lee the great,strong,and handsome protector of the hidden leaf village!
Rock lee:I am 14 too and not to mention strong
Naruto:*whispering to kiba*If he was that strong then why did he get his butt beat by gaara
Kiba:*giggling*
Rock lee:huh
Naruto:NOTHING
Neji:OML
Gaara:Can't we just get on with this...
Neji:Yeah i agree with Gaara
Naruto and Shikamaru:FINE
Neji:ok... I am..
Kiba:My name is Kiba Inuzuka and i have a dog named akamaru but he's been in the hospital lately because of a disease
*Sasuke walks in*
Naruto:awwwww
Shikamaru:thats sad
Rock lee:that is beyond the sadness
Kiba:but he has been getting better
Naruto and Shikamaru:yay
Rock lee:awesome
*neji turning red*
Gaara:*staring at neji* stuffs 'bout to get real
Neji:now*taking a deep breath* My name is...
Naruto:can we get some ramen after this
Shikamaru:i ain't paying a cent
Kiba:come on
Rock lee:i can't wait to taste the deliciousness of the food
Neji:THAT IS THE LAST STRAW
*Naruto,Shikamaru,Kiba,gaara,and rock lee staring at neji*
Neji:WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS BULL....
Gaara:*Walking close to the screen*
We will be right back after a short break
*scene 6*
Gaara:And action
Neji:My name is neji hyuga and i am also 14 i like to train in the morning and night
Naruto:note to self never make neji mad
Kiba:yea
Shikamaru:your D*mn right
Rock lee:I'm in with that
*scene 7*
Gaara:My name is gaara
Naruto:thats is!
Gaara:yea..
Kiba:no..no.no..no..no..no thats not much
Rock lee:gaara is an opponent that you don't want to fight
Kiba:he doesn't like water
Naruto:he likes ramen
Shikamaru:how do you know that
Naruto:i just do
Rock lee:he also has a great defense
Gaara:y'all are f*cking retards
Naruto:we know you love us
Gaara:i can tell you guys three people i like
Kiba and naruto:WHO
Gaara:Me,Myself,and I
Naruto:but thats yourself
Gaara:exactly
Neji:...
Sasuke:are you guys done
*everyone turns around and looks at sasuke*
Naruro: how long were you there
Sasuke: trust me... i been here a long time
Sasuke:anyway lady tsunade has a mission for us
*To be continued*