One Shot: Babysitting One Direction

Niall's P.O.V

"Guys I'm hungry," I whine, "Can somebody get me food?"

"Go make your own food Nialler." Harry says. All the others avoid my gaze and busy themselves with something else.

Liam looks very interested in the magazine he's reading, Zayn's hair seems to suddenly need some urgent attention, Harry has just found something out the window and Louis seems very preoccupied with cleaning his nails.

"Thanks for the help guys." I say sarcastically, climbing off the couch, "And Liam, I didn't know you could read upside down."

Liam blushes a bright red and flips his magazine over, trying -and failing- to make it look like that was his plan all along. I sigh and walk over to the kitchen, if you're trying to ignore someone, then at least don't make it so obvious.

Louis's P.O.V

"Thanks for the help guys." Niall says, "And Liam, I didn't know you could read upside down."

I look up from my nails as daddy-directioner goes red and rights his magazine while Niall walks into the kitchen. None of us know exactly how Nialler manages to stay so skinny with all the food he packs in, I'm pretty sure that if he revealed his secret, millions of girls would kill to get they're hands on it.

"I wonder how much he could make if he sold his secret?" Harry says, mirroring my own thoughts.

I smile, it's almost as if Harry and I share a mental link.

"That's just what I was thinking." Liam, Zayn and I say at the same time. Ok, maybe no mental link.

Niall's P.O.V

I pull open the fridge door, looking for something to eat. I grab a pudding cup, a sandwich and..a bag of chips?!?!?!!?

"Why are there chips in the fridge?!?" I holler to the guys in the living room.

"Ask Zayn!" Harry hollers back

"Ask Liam!"

"Ask Louis!"

Ask Harry!"

"Never mind!!!"

I grab the chips from the fridge and am just about to close the door when my eyes settle on Louis's opened bag of carrots, revenge shall be sweet.

Harry's P.O.V

How was I supposed to know that chips don't go in the fridge, I was in a hurry..

Louis's P.O.V

I'm about to resume my conversation with Harry when I hear a loud crunch coming from the kitchen. I turn my head and there's Niall, wearing a big smirk on his face and eating...my carrot!

Niall's P.O.V

"Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!" Louis screams, jumping up from the couch and running towards me. I sidestep out of the way just in time but I drop the carrot on the floor. "My baby!" Louis cries, scooping the carrot up like it's a child that I just dropped on it's head. "How could you do this you monster?!"

"Like this." I say pulling a second carrot out of my pocket and eating it.

"This means war." Louis says, straightening and pulling a can of silly string out from behind him. Where was he keeping that?

Louis lets out a 'war cry' and sprays the silly string all over my face. I retaliate by throwing his precious carrot at him and dash off behind the couch. Crouching down, I see a nerf gun jammed under where Harry's sitting. Picking it up, I pop out from behind he couch and am about to shoot when I'm attacked by a...sock?!?!

Harry's P.O.V

Hehehehe....

Louis's P.O.V

I sprint across the room and grab the nerf guns hidden there. I see Harry hitting a confused Niall with a sock and Zayn and Liam making a beeline for the kitchen.

"DESERTERS!!" I cry and chase after the two boys, "YOU SHALL NOT ESCAPE ME!!"

I start pelting them with tons of little foam bullets, only to be stopped by a pillow to the back of the head.

"NIALL YOU CARROT EATING MONSTER! I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!!"

I turn my fire on Niall, which was a mistake since Zayn and Liam grabbed the remaining Nerf guns while I wasn't looking.

"NERF GUN WAR!" Zayn shouts out

"AND PILLOW FIGHT!" Harry yells attcking Liam with a pillow

"Hey!" Liam says shooting Harry with his gun and attempting to wrestle the pillow away/

I trun away from all the commotion and turn my attention to Niall who's trying to hide behind the sofa.

"REVENGE!!" I scream charging the Irish boy.

"BOYS STOP THIS NONSENSE AT ONCE!!"

We all freeze

"Uh..hi Uncle Si." Liam says nervously, shoving his nerf gun at Harry, "We were just...."

"I don't want to hear it boys." Simon says rubbing his temples, "Just get in the limo, it's time to meet your new babysitter."

"YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!" I yell, running out the door.

Niall's P.O.V

"YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!! Louis yells, running out the door.

"Let's go lads." Liam says, disentangling himself from Zayn and Harry and heading out the door.

I follow Liam and am about ten feet from the limo when a nerf pellet comes shooting at my face and hits me right in the forehead.

"LOUIS!!"

Louis P.O.V

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