Email to Earth

Hello Earth

"Hi earth, this is planet east side of wasp-17b tell north Korea to cut that shit out please!"

anyway that what I said to planet earth like 2 years ago and north still dint cut that shit out, so what was I gonna say, oh welcome human if you didn't read the description you should start doing that my friend, i'm from planet wasp-17b its really boring, its dry, there is no color and there isn't to many people so thank you for creating music, but i only listen to your 80's music channel the rest is horrible. I mean who had the idea to make "scream-o" all they do is play guitar and yell. I'm getting of track, so I may have sent two hurricanes at your planet , sorry,  well at least you guys made a lot of memes out of it 

so, ON TO MY LIFE! I don't have a exciting or emotional life just play on the old game-boy you guys gave me (thank you for that btw) sometimes I stack pebbles on top of my cat (thank you for that as well) ugh, Earth has the best inventions my planet s so boring, And my friend tell me to cheer up but ts kinda hard to cheer up if you don know what you sad about, so you guys invented suicide, I was planning on using it but, eh not  now, see you later earth, pleas tell North Korea to stop