1. (Driving past a graveyard) People are dying to get there.
2. Me: Dad I'm thirsty.
Dad: Hi Thursday, I'm Friday.
3. Mom: Put the cat out.
Dad: I didn't know it was on fire.
4. Me: Dad can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No they don't fit me.
5: Mom: Where's your bin?
Dad: I haven't been anywhere.
6. Dad: Pull my finger.
