Friend comebacks
Friend: I've changed my mind...
You: Excellent, so does the new one work better?
Comebacks
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job
Girl comebacks
Boy : I love you and I could die for you!
Girl : How soon??
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Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Girl: But would you stay there?
Boy comebacks
Girl : Say you love me! Say you love me!
Boy : You love me...
Girl : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
Boy : Don't you ever want to improve??
Other comebacks
Girl1 : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
Girl2 : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
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Well I'll try to do more if i can :)
