Never Order Online

Prologue

 “Would you just stop for one second? Just stop screeching in my ear.” My wife finally shut her mouth.

 “I’m sick and tired of arguing over pointless stuff with you. You’re fucking whiney, fake, and your voice is very irritating. And I’m defiantly tired of you spending money on pointless stuff!” I yelled in her face.

 “What do you mean Connor? Do you just want me to go away?!” She screeched.

 “Actually that’s a good idea. I want you to get the fuck out of my house. And make sure when you find a new husband, tell him to owe me my money back. Actually never mind, tell him good luck because no one wants a skank like you.” I glared at her plastic face.

 “Connor baby! Don’t be like this.. I love you!” she dropped to the ground and hugged my leg.

 “I said get out. Make sure to sign the divorce papers when my lawyer gives them to you.” I kicked her gently.

  Linda attempted to grab my leg again and cried louder, “No! Please baby I’m sorry!”

 “Security! Please escort her out and make sure she gets out the gate.” I ordered Butch.

 Butch nodded and pulled Linda off my leg. He then proceeded to the door and kicked her ass all the way out the gate.