CONFESSION OF A LADY BY DANIEL IDUH

MAGIC KITCHEN

James is a house boy who

drinks

his

Boss's wine then adds water.

His

Boss

became suspicious and

decided

change the brand of his

wine, as

usual

James drank from the wine

and

topped

it with water and

immediately

the

wine became milky and he

knew

he was in

trouble. When his Boss came

back

and

saw the changed wine, he

knew

he

had

nailed ...James.

James knowing

he

was

in trouble decided 2 stay in

the

kitchen.

The Boss having told his

wife

what he

observed now swung into

action.

"James!" he called from the

room.

He answered: "Yes Boss".

"Who

drank my wine? James

didn't

answer. The

Boss

asked again, still no answer.

Then

His

Boss went to the kitchen to

him

there: "Are you insane or

what?

Why

when I called, you said" yes

boss"

but wen I asked you a

question

you don't

answer me? " James

replied,"hmmmmm m

oga when you are in the

kitchen

you

don't understand anything

at all

except

your name" "Is that

so?"asked

his

boss,"Okay, go to the bar

stand

beside

Madam, while I go into the

kitchen

then,

you ask me a question"

James

accepted.

When his boss was in the

kitchen

he shouts: "Boss". "Yes,

James"

Boss

answers. James then

asks,"Who

into Aunty Yetunde's

bedroom

when

Madam is not at home?" No

answer.

James shouted again:"Boss, I

say

who

dey sneak into Aunty

Yetunde's

room when madam no dey

house?" No

answer.

The Boss runs back from the

kitchen

shouting " Wonders shall

never

end

ooooooooooooooo ! James,

It's

true

ooooo, when one is in the

kitchen, he doesn't hear

anything

except one's

name." The wife now very

angry

interrupted, "that's not true.

It's

a

lie!"

James asked if she'll enter

the

magic

kitchen and be tested and

she

agreed.

James asks madam,"Who's

junior's biological father? Me

My Boss?

"Madam rushed out of the

kitchen."This

kitchen needs to be

fumigated

oooooooooooo! I can't

understand

anything at all

OOOOOoooooooo.. .