Good day, my adoring fans. I've returned after a long wait!
Sent by Winnepeng:
Question 131: Why did you put your deerstalker on before going outside to talk to reporters?
A symbol I suppose. Just to show the world that the detective in the funny hat was back.
Question 132: Why did you choose to tell Anderson of all people?
It was a lie, Miss. It was to A.) Make him stop prying and B.) Make him mad.
Question 133: Were you surprised when John punched you?
Which time? The first time, no. The second and third time? Slightly.
Question 134: What was Mycroft like when he came out of the theatre?
Annoyed. This irks you, I assume, since I've deduced you are a Les Miserables fan.
Question 135: What do you think of Molly's new boyfriend?
Tom... He's awful. You're aware they are no longer together?
Question 136: How did you feel when you found out the shooter was Mary?
Disappointed? Slightly shocked.
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Question 137: Any idea how you'd react to an average girl who works with Molly and has a crush on you? Is there a possibility you'd take her?
Possibly, but doubtful.
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Question 138: How would you react if Moriarty was still alive?
{SEASON 3 SPOILER} He is. And I look forward to taking him down again.
Question 139: Could you teach me to be an emotionless and very observant person?
Possibly but it takes time.
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Question 140: Most outrageous thing you've ever said or done?
Stag Night with John Watson. Hands down.
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Question 141: Favorite meal?
I eat very little, but I do enjoy biscuits in the morning.
Question 142: Do you ever get lonely?
Yes, on occasion. I miss John living in the flat with me.
Question 143: Do you have any other stress relieving tips other than shooting a wall?
Nope.
Question 144: Could you please explain humans to me I don't understand them even if I am one of them.
I'm afraid I-
Mycroft: GOLDFISH! THEY ARE GOLDFISH!
GO AWAY MYCROFT STOP HACKING MY COMPUTER WITH YOUR GOVERNMENT TECH.
Well with that out of the way... Laters!