STARRING
1. JessieLou (real name Jessica) - A New York-born girl who currently resides in Florida who just turned 21. She is very feminine and girly but is also VERY passionate about music. She also gets on everyone's last nerve as she's very opinionated, crazy, and at times even obnoxious.
2. Bryan - A Saskatchewan native who usually comes across as sweet, friendly, and innocent... until his dark side comes out.
3. Adam - A radio DJ from Massachusetts who listens to a bunch of Hot AC artists nobody has ever heard of.
4. John - An aspiring actor and singer from Miami, Florida whose career could possibly be cut short due to an unfortunate incident.
5. Jason - A guy from Virginia who never knows whether to laugh, cry, or become Randy.
6. Matt - The Australian-born guy is considered to be the "whore" of the House Of Randomness.
7. David J – The artist formerly known as the #Phun. Gus Pharoah.
8. Julian - That annoying Mariah Carey stan from Canada.
9. Cody - One of the, like, 3 people who still listens to modern rock radio stations.
10. Dan - WHO??
11. Brian - An innocent Maryland native whose life is turned upside down following a drunk night out, and could possibly have a major fight with one of the other housemates for burning his Nickelback CD's.
12. Ari - The coolest brotha in Mexico.
13. Teetercamo (real name Justin) - He's only in this story because the radio told me to add him in.
14. Chris Brown - An R&B singer with anger issues who occasionally interrupts the House Of randomness by threatening to "fuck someone up right now."
15. Joel - The one sane person in the house who keeps wondering what the hell he's doing there.
CO-STARRING
16. JessieLou's Mom - The same woman who apparently got a bus driver fired and told off a nun.
17. JessieLou's Dad - A guy who just wants to relax and watch Diners, Drive-Ins, & Dives.
18. Minnie - JessieLou's puppy who Chris Brown once called a "licking machine."
19. Michael - JessieLou's pop music-hating brother.
20. Ashley - A stuck-up 26-year-old mother from Port Orange who was stupid enough to let Chris Brown babysit her child.
And now, without further ado...
EPISODE 16: "Elegantly Wasted"
Last week on The House Of Randomness, the house was full of surprises - first, Chris Brown gets hired to babysit stuck-up Daytona Beach resident Ashley, then, JessieLou's family travels all the way from Florida to New York just to punish Joel for his prank call to Chris Brown by taking Joel to Port Orange for a week (and having Jess's brother Michael in the house this week instead), then Bryan reveals his secret identity - his real name is Ryan Legweak and he is the radio, and then finally, Jason recruited a shitload of board members for a big party.
The episode starts where the last episode ended off - the entire gang is shocked at Jason's news that he is inviting almost every past and present member of M4B for a big party.
Jason, whose name is now apparently Courtney, continues, “The party will be next week at 8:00PM. It was originally going to be tomorrow but I don’t want Joel to miss out on it. So next week, get ready to get your fungus on!”
