INGREDIENTS; 1 dis-affected youth
3 scoops of low self esteem
10 cups of hate
1 spoon-full of insecurity
1.5 cups of self loathing
a twist of rhetoric
a pinch of couldn't care less (to taste)
as many tears of regret you can manage
METHOD; take all dry goods and place into a dysfunctional home
marinade for 14/15 years (or until the skin is impervious to any kind of love)
( NOTE!:do NOT! at this point add any love. it's too late, and a waste of ingredients)
at this point add wet goods,(providing subject is not lost to you)
carefully place this mix on the the lowest shelf of life.
season with sporadic violence and illicit substances
turn up the heat, and wait for the undertaker to say voila!!
***if missing any ingredients just ask anybody in your street, town,city,country for some, as we all have some to spare.
