Dirk X Reader Raps
You're (f/n) (l/n) and you are currently in a rap battle with Dirk Strider. Right now Dirk is still rapping and your turn is getting closer. It's your turn and you begin to rap. "Puppets and smuppets, you rap like the muppets" you rapped. The crowd let out a big gasp as you continued to rap. "Sick fires? More like Stephanie Meyers". Most of the crowd left out a "oh shit!" as you paused. "Hey Dirk! I heard you broke up with Jake! I already knew your heart was a fake". The crowd cheered for you but then Dirk walks up to you. "You win this round (l/n)" he said and walked away. You simply walked away as if nothing happened. "Dirk, she kicked your ass!" Dave says to Dirk. "She's so sexy when she's rapping" Dirk responded. WTF
