1. Take Esme's Bra's and tie them to Edwards Volvo. (How is still a mystery)
2. Fake the Papers saying she has 2 days to live....
3. And then the next day after Edward once again refuses to turn you, you Hold you breath until you blue.
4. Run through the house per claiming the Cream cheese is back for revenge.
5. Use Rosalie's Panty hoe's as a sling shot....
6. Using Alice's Broken Pearl necklace as the shot.
7. Attack the Councilor when he says their is no cure for insanity.
8. Use Esme's china set as target practice...
9. Using the Panty hoe sling shot and Pearl beads as the ammo and weapon.
10. Threaten to run away to Volterra if the cullen's don't eat dinner with her....
11. Then suggest a game of Truth or dare......
12. Resulting in Carlisle striking through the house, Rosalie Dancing the macarina, Alice Per claiming her hate for Jimmy choo, Parada and other designer names, Esme Destroying her Clean house, Emmett eating a carton of Egg's...Rare.....
13. Jasper wearing a tutu and dancing like a ballerina....while having been puked on by Emmett....
14. And finally Edward Dismantling his Beloved Volvo and crushing the engine.
15. NO TRUTH OR DARE....PERIOD (see 12 -14 for proof of the horror.)
16. No Eating Cream cheese. (Need I say more?)
17. No Mention of the words Carlisle, Edward, Cullen or Sex in the same sentence.
18. No announcing your undying love for Carlisle Cullen in public or in privet.
19. No Looking yourself in the Closet with Jasper in hope he will lose control and bite you.
20. No Telling Rosalie that Emmett used her Room as a Paint ball gun target.
21. No Prank calling Aro Voturi.....
22. And answer with "Hello Forks morgue....you stab them...we stab them"....
23. Or "Hello Mr. Aro Volturi? Yes their seems to be a out break on voldemort wannabe's. Your name was top on the list."
24. No prank calls. (Refer to 21 - 23 as proof.)
25. Demand that you meet Santa clause at once....
26. Then Attack Carlisle when he says Santa is a myth....
27. Then get over it and Start to scream for Esme to know if she wants to participate in A three some.
28. No Using Grape Flavored Condoms (Which we have no idea where came from.) As a substitute for Edwards..'Lollipop'.....
29. Using Jasper Dildo as the filling. (No Comment.)
30. Absolutely no going near Edward Piano....
31. Especially with intentions of 'Soiling' it in more ways then one.
32. Disappear from the house heading to La Push....
33. Leaving a letter that can be misinterpreted as a suicide note.
34. Call Renne and ask if she would like to say hello to her 'Grandchild'....
35. Then make it seem like she is in a relationship with all the Cullen's not just the babies FATHERS
36. Come back from La Push wearing Red contacts....and using stage make up to make you look paler.
37. No Dancing to Britney spears' Im a slave for you, in underwear....
