Trolling On Omegle. :3

278 2 3
                                    

I Trolled Just For My Friend.<3 ^-^

~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

When does the narwhal bacon?

You: At Their Climax,

You: c:

Stranger: BUM!

Stranger: You're gay.

You: LOUD AND PROUD. ;D

Stranger: Do you like dragons?

You: Yes. Yes I Do.

You: Why? :D

Stranger: Just wondering.

Stranger: Gay dragons have gained importance in my life.

You: You Know What Has Gained Importance In My Life?

Stranger: Me.

You: Yes.

Stranger: Anything else?

You: Yes You Have.

You: But

You: Trolling People I Do Not Know On Here. :3

You: Has Gained Importance In My Life.

You: It Makes Me Smile.

You: ;D

Stranger: Why would one capitalize every word in a sentence?

Stranger: It's upsetting me.

You: Every Word Is Important To Me! :D

Why? :c

I Mean I Can Talk In All Caps If That's Better. :3

Stranger: YEAH CAPS = CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

You: WOOP.

You: YEAH BOI.

You: HMM.

Stranger: ARE YOU A GAY DRAGON?

You: YESH.

Stranger: HUH.

You: YOU EVER GONE GHETTO?

You: IT'S SO FUN.

Stranger: NO.

Stranger: YOU EVER GONE DOWN?

You: NAH.

DATS NASTY.

You: xD

Stranger: WHAT KIND OF GAY DRAGON DOESN'T GIVE HEAD?

Stranger: GAY DRAGONESS?

You: YES.

You: YESYESYESYES.

You: WIN.

You: <33

Stranger: I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

You: YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

You: JUST KNOW

You: THAT I AM THE MASTER

You: OF ALL GAY DRAGONESSES.

You: OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL THAT.

Stranger: BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GAY BOY...

You: ........

You: NO

You: I'M A FEMALE.

Stranger: GAY DRAGONESS. HUH.

Stranger: NO WONDER YOU DON'T LIKE SUCKING DICK.

You: YUP YUP.

You: THAT JUST SOUNDS NASTY.

You: LIKE,

You: EW.

Stranger: I BET. AND IT MAKES YOUR BREATH SMELL LIKE SPERM.

You: I WOULD IMAGINE.

You: ARE YOU THE FLYING LLAMA OF MY DREAMS?

You: I KEEP IMAGINING THAT I SHALL TALK TO THEM ONE DAY....

Stranger: ...

You've reached the end of published parts.

⏰ Last updated: Jan 09, 2012 ⏰

Add this story to your Library to get notified about new parts!

Trolling On Omegle. :3Where stories live. Discover now