The House Of Randomness: Episode 10 - "I Fought The Law"

THE CHARACTERS

1. JessieLou (real name Jessica) - A New York-born girl who currently resides in Florida who just turned 21. She is very feminine and girly but is also VERY passionate about music. She also gets on everyone's last nerve as she's very opinionated, crazy, and at times even obnoxious.

2. Bryan - A Saskatchewan native who usually comes across as sweet, friendly, and innocent... until his dark side comes out.

3. Adam - A radio DJ from Massachusetts who listens to a bunch of Hot AC artists nobody has ever heard of.

4. John - An aspiring actor and singer from Miami, Florida whose career could possibly be cut short due to an unfortunate incident.

5. Jason - A guy from Virginia who never knows whether to laugh, cry, or become Randy.

6. Matt - The Australian-born guy is considered to be the "whore" of the House Of Randomness.

7. #Phungus Pharoah (real name David) - This Phungus-tastic guy from Phungusville puts the PHUN back in PHUNGUS!

8. Julian - That annoying Mariah Carey stan from Canada.

9. Cody - One of the, like, 3 people who still listens to modern rock radio stations.

10. Dan - WHO??

11. Brian - An innocent Maryland native whose life is turned upside down following a drunk night out, and could possibly have a major fight with one of the other housemates for burning his Nickelback CD's.

12. Ari - The coolest brotha in Mexico.

13. Teetercamo (real name Justin) - He's only in this story because the radio told me to add him in.

14. Chris Brown - An R&B singer with anger issues who occasionally interrupts the House Of Randomness by threatening to "fuck someone up right now."

15. Joel - The one sane person in the house who keeps wondering what the hell he's doing there.

And now, without further ado...

EPISODE 10: "I Fought The Law"

Last time on The House Of Randomness, Joel broke up a nasty fight between Julian and Chris Brown, by tricking Chris into taking a taxi cab all the way to Port Orange, Florida, where he had to deal with “geezers, rednecks, and girls who think they’re God’s gift to the world.” Meanwhile, Matt tried to reconcile with Julian and failed, and John ended up getting a deal with Sony Records, where the manager asked him to re-record his 2001 Peoplebase smash, “Optimistic”, much to John’s dismay.

The episode starts with JessieLou preparing her arguments and papers for her lawsuit later that day. She gets very stressed out and has a lot of anxiety, so she puts on her Jefferson Starship records to relieve her stress as she’s working on the documents. Suddenly, she hears a knock at her door. She’s hoping it’s not Cody in a chef’s hat, Jason in one of his 478 wigs, or worst of all – Dan asking for sex advice.

Jess opens the door, and it turns out it wasn’t any of them – in fact, it was the person she least expected – Julian.

Jess asks, “Hey, what’s up?”

“Jess, I would like to apologize for my behavior these last few days. I had my feelings for Matt get the best of me and I ended up sabotaging our friendship and my time in this house in the process. I’m sorry I’ve been such a Debbie Downer.”

Jess is SO happy that Julian is talking to her again. She has been feeling a lot of guilt for the last few days and was worried their friendship had come to an end. She responds, “I’m sorry too for not thinking about my actions. I REALLY didn’t think about my actions. Dude, I slept with MATT of all people!”