THAT DOESN'T FUCKIN HAPPEN

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so I got a friend of mine into Star Trek and he's been doing research. Then one day he says "didja know chocolate makes Vulcans extremely drunk?" and i said "no. Where'd you find that Wikipedia?" then he says "no. Wikipedia." I laughed a bit at him. "Wikipedia is the most useless site ever. That's why our teachers tell us not to use it for reports and presentations." .....I've taught him well. Time skip to a week later "(my real name) you were right they don't get drunk off chocolate!!!!" "toldja."

So for those of you that believe Vulcans can get drunk off chocolate.... Gtfo. Little child Spock ate chocolate and was perfectly fine. It says so in the book and in the movie.

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