Allow Me To Introduce Myself, Your Worst Nightmare

Hello! Finally! Here is the Prequel to Hello, My Name Is Mr Right, My Ass :D Much like Mr. Right, I will pretty much be winging this story. I figured since that's how I wrote Mr. Right, I should just do that again. I do have small things that I want to happen, but other than those, this is all writing as i go :) 

Just to let you all know, you won't be seeing Blaine, Jace, Lauren, Aaron, or really anyone else from the Mr. Right story since that is all in the future. However, you will still see Mr. Phelps and Katie, and you will also finally get to meet Papa Hall! :D 

And for time reference, this story is like a year before Mr. Right takes place. Give or take a few months :D So don't freak out when the Cora you know from the future is different from the Cora in this story. 

well, happy reading! :D

Kat

Ps: I know it starts off slow, but i promise it will pick up! :D

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Chapter 1: Allow Me to Introduce Myself, Cora the Caveman

I slipped three quarters into the coin slot and pressed C35. I patiently waited for the black swirl to release my chips. Once it started moving, I stuck my hands in my jacket pocket and waited for the chips to fall. I watched as my chips came closer and closer and once it was about to fall out the worst thing imaginable happened.

It got stuck.

"Are you kidding me?" I muttered under my breath as I tilted my head back in frustration, my wavy blonde hair falling over my shoulders in the process. "Why does this stuff always happen to me?"

I banged on the glass of the vending machine several times but it was no use. My chips were stuck. I even went as far as trying to shake the vending machine but the fact that it was probably fifty times my weight, it came as no surprise that the plan failed.

My chips getting stuck was possibly one of the worst things that could happen. I was starving and it was all thanks to my good for nothing Veg Head sister.

This past summer, Katie decided that she wanted to become a vegetarian. Ever since she went to Warped Tour and the PETA group gave her that DVD that shows you what happens to the animals, she's been committed to the vegan ways. I was supportive of her choice of life early on, until it started messing with my eating habits. Hamburgers became veggie burgers. Desert soon changed into salad. Breakfast was an organic shake. I was going to go crazy.

I mean, it’s not like I couldn’t eat meat in front of Katie, it’s just I prefer to eat without my little sister staring daggers at me with every bite.

The only reason I'm still sane is because my dad feels the same way. We soon began sneaking food into the house. After diner, we’d go out to our tree house and eat real food. My dad was a Head Chef at Olive Garden so he’d usually bring a dish that he made, or some ice cream that he picked up from Scoopy’s, my favorite frozen custard shop.

This is why I was so close to my dad. He got me. He never had to ask how I was feeling about something, because usually he was feeling the same way. Like when my mom went on her crazy exotic fruit rampage. For months, my dad, Katie, and I had to drink this weird fruit juice that my mom purchased online through Miracle Juice, Inc. She claimed that if we took this juice we’d never get sick. Katie was all for the idea, but my dad and I both thought it was crazy. My mom finally gave up on the Miracle Juice when Katie came down with the flu.