And if his sister needed taking to dancing,
He took her hand and off they went prancing,
And every morning he made his parents cups of tea,
And trampled clean laundary climbing through a window when he forgot his key,
ANd he always did his homework before it was due,
And at the shops he bought sweets for his siblings too,
And with his baby he often played peek-a-boo,
And to his other one he shouted that she smelt of poo,
And to his younger sisters the alphabet he taught,
And thanked his mother for every gift she bought,
And hugged his dad when he showed him the big spider he caught,
And once told his father he was horrible, he thought,
Here's how they rated him when the looked back:
Sometimes he did this, sometimes he did that.
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Flockynockynihilipilification - Epic Fail
PoetrySome of the worst poems ever written, locked away where no-one should ever ever read them. *Written by me unless otherwise specified. "My Poem" is my own version of Simon Armitage's "Poem". It is all about the good and bad things I have done in my l...
