Your Burning Questions

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Favorite color?

As a person, I find blue very pleasuring to the eyes. Talk about some eyegasms!

Favorite animal?

UM. UM. Um. FUCK. ZEBRAS. They embody equality. Black and white or white and black. (No one fucking knows.) Zebras, I look up to you.......Fucking majestic creatures, bro.

Gay or straight?

SHIT. WHY WE GOTTA LABEL SHIT? DO I HAVE TO BE ONE OR THE OTHER?

Day or night?

Night. That's where all the fun shit happens! BUT I will make and exception for morning sex...... and afternoon delights.....

Roof or ground?

Roof's are fucking dangerous. Ground. I have learned my lesson.

Vodka, whiskey, liquor, or beer?

Whiskey. But only sometimes. (I am a good little boy. Justin is the badass.)

Ever been high?

Yersh. Let's not elaborate.

Ever been drunk?

OMG. Yes. Best night ever. From what I CAN remember.

Virgin?

-LAUGHS HARD- NO! LOL

Favorite band?

THAT QUESTION IS TOOOO HARD.....

Is SpongeBoB your Bish?

YES. WE  DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER. And he caters to my every need. EVERY.

What do you hate?

Attention seekers. I FUCKING HATE THEM.

 Who's you bestie?

JUSTIN! @NutellaAndCheese

Don't you just love the Joker's smile?

Yes. I jack off to it.

Titanic, or the notebook?

FUCK. Hard ass question. The notebook. It was just so beautiful! THEY DIED TOGETHER.

What colour are flamingos?

BLUE.

Are you hoe?

YES. Jk. I am respectful.

Okay urm is it a short or long short?

Is what? My *****? That is personal.

Why does the world suck?

It's the world's sexual preference. We gotta respect that.

Why do people fake when it comes to helping the poor but never succeed in getting them off the streets?

They are assholes and only "help" to make themselves look good.

Ryan Gosling? or Channing Tatum?

RYAN ALL THE WAY.

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