A/N
Hey there shazzers. Yeah imma call you shazzers. Btw this is just random hetalia shit/crack/fluffy?/crazy stuff so...yeeeeah... each chapter will be weird af.
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America: HEY BRO, DROP IT LOW, EREBUDY SPRAY DAT GARDEN HOSE! HOOHOHOOHOHOOHOHOOHO!
England: what in the bloody hell is wrong with you!?
China: >:(
Russia: china something is wrong, Da?
China: they are so immature...
Norway: LET IT GOOOOOO
Denmark: *grabs box* WHO WANTS TO MAKE A STATUE OF NORWAY OUT OF LEGOS!?
Everybody except norway: YEAH WHOOOOOO
America: THAT'S GAY AF
Denmark: YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME BISH
Italy: Germany? What does bish mean?
Germany: vat? I don't know. AND EVERYBODY SHOULD JUST SHUT UP AND GET ON TASK!
All: NOOOOOOOOO BISH
Romano & spain: *quietly eating tomatoes and drawing naked countries in the corner*
Austria: WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH MY PIANO BITCH
Prussia: *humps austrias piano*
Hungary: *walks away and eats waffles with Belgium*
Japan: ;-;
Poland: pet my hair lithy!
Lithuania: uh... it's not fabulous enough (just wanting to get poland riled up)
Poland: WHAT U SAY ABOUT ME BISH
Lithuania: *laughing his ass off*
Ukraine: WHO WANTS FRESH MILK
Most of the single guy contries who nobody ships with anyone: I WOULD!
France: how about we start a 'dirty fight', including moans?
England: WTF DOES THAT MEAN
Japan: *hides under table with canada*
Canada: ..?...........!.....?........??????
Japan: idek
Then this keeps going on for at least 8 hrs but then germany gave up and broke the table in half causing italy, Hong Kong, china, and sealand to piss thereselfs.
Germany: I WANT YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW
..........
???
Canada: now these are my people, ey? Quiet and lonley...
Everybody: huh?
Who's dat
HE CAN TALK!?!?
Bish what you say?
I AINT QUIET
Si
Switzerland: I LIKE MONEY
America: HEY MAKE IT RAIN TILL IT GOES DOWN THE DRAIN, LET THE MONEY PILE UP, CAUSE MONEY EQUALS FAAAAME!
England: FUCK THIS ALL OF YOU ARE GITS GET OUT WANKERS I'M NOT DEALING WITH THIS MOTHER FUCKING SHIT ANYMORE ALL OF YOU ARE WHORES SO GET OUT!!!
Everybody: ;-;
Poland: but I know I'm a whore and I was like, born a whore so.... yeah...
Then everybody goes home and either works or slacks off
but Australia opens up a turtle store :D
A/N
Hey thanks for reading my story
Btw the title was random and I was watching animal planet and it was a show about reptiles and I turtle came on so I decided to go with that...
AND ALSO I'LL TAG SOME PEOPLE
-Endgamer-
casbutt_hetalian
So yeah ⊙♡⊙
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America: Thanks for reading dude! *gives turtle* I bought this for you!
YOU ARE READING
I BOUGHT YOU A TURTLE
RandomAlright if you are bored out of your DAMN MIND you have found this book. Enjoy this... I guess... IT'S HETALIA SO IF U DON'T WHAT DAT IS I DON'T THINK YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THIS... Ok good luck
