Parody of 'Airplanes'

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This is just a song my friend and I wrote one day when we were bored and hungry. I felt like posting something so I posted this. I don't own the rights to this song... Blah blah blah you get it. So enjoy

Parody of airplanes (By Hayley Williams and B. O. B.)

Can we pretend like sandwiches in the kitchen

Are like 5 course meals

Cause I could really use some food right now

(Food right now, food right now)

Can we pretend like sandwiches in the kitchen

Are like 5 course meals

Cause I could really use some food right now

(Food right now, food right now)

So

I could use ham or some turkey or some cheese

To dream of a place where all the food is free

Cause after all cookin and cleaning and trashing

And all the tuna the moldy meat and wraps

And all the pork fried meat and the hashes

There comes a time when your stomachs gone to flatness

And your starin at the food at your plate

And your hopin that the waiters didn't spit on your plate

But that's just how the menu unfolds

You get another plate when you're done with the first one

And when your spam runs out

And you got one last meal to eat

If you had one chance

So sandwich sandwich sorry I ate

I'm gettin hungry so stay on the plate

If I don't get there then spoil you might

And then I'll be cryin bout it til the end of the night

Can we pretend like sandwiches in the kitchen

Are like 5 course meals

Cause I could really use some food right now

(Food right now, food right now)

Can we pretend like sandwiches in the kitchen

Are like 5 course meals

Cause I could really use some food right now

(Food right now, food right now)

Somebody take me back to Micky Dees

Before it was a meal, before it got made

Before it ever mattered what I had on my plate

Yeah before I was tryin to get a sub at Subway

And back when I was eating raw halibut

But now a days we be eattin like an elephant

I'm guessing if we can make a 5 course meal out of sandwiches

Well maybe well maybe I'll go back to subway

Before the diets and the Heath and the life game

And back when nobody cared about what they ate

And back before I tried to make ketchup my middle name

But this is for the food, what's up Rachel Ray

So I can meal to end the hunger that's so real

And get back to the food that started this schpiel

So here I sit and then again I break my seat

I'm hopin we can make a 5 course meal out of sandwiches

Can we pretend like sandwiches in the kitchen

Are like 5 course meals

Cause I could really use some food right now

(Food right now, food right now)

Can we pretend like sandwiches in the kitchen

Are like 5 course meals

Cause I could really use some food right now

(Food right now, food right now)

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