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YEEHAW

Yeehaw was eating the lamp when Peach came in and smacked me with a door knob.

"OW! What the hell, Peach!? You're CUTE!" Screamed Yeehaw, farting.

"Yeehaw, I'm in love with a door knob," sobbed Peach.

Yeehaw then took Peach into his arms, and they had a rated R night together.

3 years later, Yeehaw was farming grim reaper skulls.

He had cheated on Peach with a grim reaper that was taking his soul away when a horse hit him with a truck. This made him lay unconscious for about a week in the hospital, and when he finally opened his eyes, he saw a sexy e-girl standing with a scythe.

" I am here to take away your soul, Yeehaw Buttocks." Stated the Grimreaper.

But Yeehaw was not listening to what the grim reaper was saying, as all he could think about was how sexy this "e-girl" was. So, he got up, took off his air mask, and started having a rated R night with the one who was going to take his life away.

This was how he had found the love of his life, while Peach, heartbroken, started a journey to find monkeys because they looked like avocados.

THE END