Sebastian As Interviewer
Miss Haruhi as Author being interviewed. [me duh XD]
Seb: Good evening...
Me: ...HEY!
Seb: So let's begin. how old are you?
Me:22
Seb: I feel so damn old...
Me: haha
Seb: but im still better looking...AHEM...moving on...what inspitired u?
Me: Ive never writtena fanfic till now. always loved to read them, its my dream to write. Black Butler was a great show and I always would make up continuations in my head.
Seb:....spelling error!
Me:ANYWAY....I really didn't think ide get popular...to be honest im a pretty critical person of myself.
Seb: Interesting. Tell us about yourself.
Me: Im married, no kids, and i live in a trailor park.
Seb: Whats a trailor park?
Me: dont ask.
Seb: I did, but moving foreward...
Me: Yes, so im 22 and married, no kids. I work at wally world and yep that's about the jist. Im pretty average.
Seb: Can't be too average...So why did u make this an readerxciel?
Me: because even though i realize in the show hes gay, I wanted to make a new approach. everyone does sebbyxciel
Seb: I know, the girls go mad over it. were are adorable arnt we?
Me: tee hee...
Seb: What do you think of your fans and your fam on wattpad?
Me: honestly i cried. i cant believe ppl like it. I feel appreciated for my hard work. i feel like i have a chance at something. my fans make me feel needed.
Seb: i heard shortly before u began, you had a drug problem?
Me: yes, if you read my poems u will know. this website helped me conquer it. I feel like i mean something now, as if all my cares can be typed away. not drugged downward.
Seb:...depressing...i like.
Me: i guess.
Seb: what do like the most about your fans?
Me: they're comments keep me going and laughing. i feel like their family to me.
Seb: anything you need?
Me: hmm?
Seb: anything you need them to do more of? to help your work and inspiration?
Me: comments, and spread the word! tell all your friends. hey fans, if you guys can tell as many people about me, then ill really be updating super fast.
Seb: tea?
Me: no beer please?
Seb: alright. *hands me beer* so thats where star gets it?
Me: heh...*chuggs* *lights ciggertte*
Seb: why do all adults writers smoke?
Me: stress...
Seb: is it stressful?
Me: between work, and taking care of bills, it can be.
Seb: I see, so your pretty busy?
Me: yeah, but not too busy for my fans. I understand now why fans are so valued in entertainment.
Seb: confident are we?
Me: yes. :]
Seb: another beer?
Me: *burp* duh...
Seb: so do u enjoy writing sexual parts?...*licks lips*
Me: Yes. And to be honest, I think the fans LOVE IT..
Seb: Whats your real name?
Me: not telling, but it means Star.
Seb: Very nice.
Me: *CHUG CHUG CHUG* Thanks!
Seb: So whose this new character, Lily?
Me: no spoilers, but shes a badass.
Seb: more so than I?
Me: maybe.
Seb. Hm. Can I eat her?
Me: NO.
Seb:Damn.
Me: moving on.
Seb. So have you always liked anime?
me: always, since sailor moon and pokemon ive been going.
Seb:favorite games?
Me: kingdom hearts and anything final fantasy, tomb raider, and borderlands. also bioshock infinite.
Seb: whatever those are...well, does ciel remind you of your hubby? is he girly to?
Me: haha. actually yes, my hubby is very girly. I love girly men.
Seb: I see.
Me: hahahaha yay more beeeeerrrr!!!
Seb: hows your family?
Me: hate my dad love my mom. dads a child molester.
Seb: I see...would you like to make a deal ?
Me: sure.
Seb: alright.
Me:kill all child molesters and ill let you eat Lily's soul.
Seb: no...YOURS! bwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *puts moose on sebs head*
Seb: do you think ciel would kiss me now?
Me: not with that moose head which by the way has glue in it. YOUR NEVER TAKING IT OFF!!!!!!! SO TAKE THAT!
Seb: well, this is a predicament.
Me: ask me more.
Seb: No. I'm going to go pry this off now.
