I'm Bella Shaw. Eighteen, senior in high school, tumblr addict. Nothing out of the ordinary, I'm normal right? Yeah I'm also dead. Yup I'm a ghost, I'm a ghost and that's not even the best part. I've currently eat Ms. Maguey's pet cocker spaniel, the mail man, and a Jehovah's witness that knocked at my door.( hope I don't go to hell for that one). Now how can I eat people as a ghost you ask? Simple. I'm watching my zombified body munch on my neighbors like they're a chipotle burrito bowl. I try to stop her...me...it...I really do but I can no longer scream out "Move before I eat you!!!", to oncoming victims. Fmnl. F•ck My Non Life.
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F•ck My Non Life
HumorYoung teenage girl follow her new and not so improved zombified body as a ghost. So much can go wrong.