It was a chilly day and I FORGOT MY GOSH DARN JACKET. Sammy was running ahead like a little bitch, but suddenly he tripped and fell face first onto the concrete and I couldn't help but laugh my ass off! That's what you get bitch!
I walked into KFC and saw my rival. Kelsey . If anyone would try to steal my title of Sugar Plum Princess it would be that bitch. But the whole town knows I'm the cutest 'mofo around so I straightened my tutu and strutted past her. She threw up in chunks and DIED. I guess she couldn't handle the CYANIDE I put in her drink. Ha, take that!
ONLY I, PRISSY CORNELIUS, WOULD BE THE SUGAR PLUM PRINCESS.
I then rode away on my giant turtle with a drumstick on hand.
MY TURTLE EXPLODED. GAH DAMMIT.
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A Day in the Life of Prissy Cornelius
RandomThis is the life of the cutest mofo around, Prissy Cornelius, The Sugar Plum Princess. (I wrote this with my sister on a road trip out boredom)
