Once apon a time there was a crazy old man who was telling a story to his friends...Mr.Padded and Misses Wall. His tale was a ryme with a twist of his pills affecting his brain...Thats if he even had any left due to the fact he lost it many years ago....so he said:
i bought a purple tie
and staind it with some pie
so i trew it in the wash
walked out and slamed into a parked posh
how embarassed i felt
doing that infront of the crush that made my butt melt
so i shuke it off and grabed my purple tie
blind folded my self to hide my cry
yes ouch that bruse really did hurt
i know i'll just rub it down with some peach yogurt
i wraped my self with my purple tie
spind it around and around and started to fly
nyaaaa da da da da i'm a plane
shooting you with my spit, neck out and strain vains
theres only one more thing to do
turn my purple tie into a shoe
so Mr.padded and Misses wall
would you like a drink at all
they can't catch us im a twist
look at me i cha cha cha like this
hug i huged my purple tie
and sang my number one song ba ba bye
i screamed and yell singing my sweet
and there was the nurse to put me to sleep
the others are jellouse she loves me so much
that the voices in my head plays somtimes when we touch
oh well i guess this is thee end
and now to tell you the story all over again...
see told you he was a nut :/
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sorry XD i was really bored and decided to create another random hahaha oh well :3 dont be afraid to comment XD tell me something inbox i dont know....no really....what you think....well dont just stare....>.>.....lolz :/ gosh i hope me n that old man isnt related ♡~Rawrr~♥
