My Secret Life by Poot Lovato

Ower Berth

it was a august mourning wen we were bourn. i was sorta smaller than Demi becuz while we wur in the woom she took my umbilical cord nd said "u don't need this fatty" nd attached it 2 herself & took my nutrients :(. after berth our parints like the whale bby more than me so I got putted in the basement. its hard being a bby alone in the basemint. its dark as fukk. once and a while Demetria would roll down tha stairs and feed me tha vegetables she didnt want. they was gud. im still not sure why they named me Poot. Poot lives on.