Why i cant get up: my bed just seems my comfortable on the days i have to go to school.
Excuse: fuck mornings,fuck early school,fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping,sex or bacon.
Da five stages of waking up: denial,anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance.
Resoloution: THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
YOU ARE READING
how to win at life
Randomhello people read this book and then your life will be complete you motherfucker. jk your an amazing person. like for real.
