Banana Pain

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Two years ago, I was climbing up a mountain eating a banana. I dropped my banana, slipped on it, and I fell down the mountain. Sliding on the yellow peel.At the bottom i found out that i had broken every bone in my body. Except my tongue. I don't think the tongue is a bone... or has one.... my stupid brain was acting up again. SHUT UP!!!!!!  Thanks to my weird and stretchy tongue, I fixed my bones and butt.

FROM THAT DAY I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE A PUSSY ANYMORE.

     (WELL KINDA)....

      TEEHEE!!!!!!!!!

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 07, 2011 ⏰

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