Two years ago, I was climbing up a mountain eating a banana. I dropped my banana, slipped on it, and I fell down the mountain. Sliding on the yellow peel.At the bottom i found out that i had broken every bone in my body. Except my tongue. I don't think the tongue is a bone... or has one.... my stupid brain was acting up again. SHUT UP!!!!!! Thanks to my weird and stretchy tongue, I fixed my bones and butt.
FROM THAT DAY I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE A PUSSY ANYMORE.
(WELL KINDA)....
TEEHEE!!!!!!!!!