i had a emo marridge with a hotttt prepy trollz (WITH FANGS)0and blood

CEPTEER 6 (sox)

CEPTEER 6 (sox)

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Note to readers: srry 4 the boaring capter this is rlly importanant infomation for u to n and read my sotry. bear with me cuz u must read this to understand the rest of the book. 

skarks errsa

So on r honyman Troll buyed me a hotel that we sayedt @. There was hottttt valet who was bartenderir. The valet who dorve the plane to this privet iland on hotel that Troll bot 4 me and that we sit on sand and efeve. And she was loking so effervescent on the sand of private island that was mine now (troll owns) but he had since shriekd like little girl when plain crashed that we kicked him out. He drowndddedd

And lives in teekee hut. But I chane him to wall and make him cook drinks but he doesn’t no not to wondering why he is chaned to wall…..

So when he cook drinks and I roders it there was a issue.,,1!!

MEEEE: so cani had blud 

Valet: okai

Trool: no’

Meee: wut

Trolle: no

Mee: What.

Valet: heres cooked blud drink. I put armebrella in it 4 u. 

Trool: y u having blod

Me:  im emo

Trool: no’’’’’ troll said angerly. He loked like angry was angry was going to homicide him.

But through murder.

So I started to sip on my blood drink and it tasted good cuz hot valet cooked it for me. After I drank it all I through her back in the teekee hut to starve and chane himself to teekee hut wall. Lik e me with troll but not but since I was not chaned to wall. Troll is nice too me and I rlly love him <3 but I don’t think itll work out this is emo marridge.

So I ordered a drink 

Valte: wanna drink 

Me: yah gurllll wip me up a bluddy marry’

No salt on it plz I will die if I eat salt..

Valet: why

Me: umm…. Troll lokked over at me and sqented as if to start loking mincing. Ad scar me out of blud drink. 

Troll: yah y rain. sqint

Me: damen

Troll new what I was aboat to say… “I AM A FALLEN ANGLE VAMPIRE SO WE CAN NEVER BEE 2TOGTHER…” he started to cry and his teers where not ornge cuz this time he sad and not just too salty tacko. 

O no what I have done to r happy emo marridge? </3    <--- brokcen hart

My tears began to fall, from the sky like the skarks in the salty ocean of the tears of Rain…