star wars the helldivers wars [On Hold]

a good bug is a dead bug

(The lord of iron made it way to Geonosians with it last of fuel)

Grimm:well I'm outta fuel where the hell am I?

Slave man:Sir we are at genonosians

Grimm:what there?

Slave man:just some bug pe-

Grimm:bugs are there bugs?

Slave man:yeah wh-(Grimm walks to the cryo pods and begins to type on the computer) Sir what are you doing?

Grimm:not much just bringing some friends out

(The pods begins to move the first to come out was)

Chief doge:(holding a bottle of Alcohol in his hands) Oh God that sucks (see Grimm) Oh what up Grimm

Grimm:not much just going to kill some bugs you in

Doge:(takes a big sip of his bottle then slammed the bottom on the floor) damn right just you and me

Grimm:nah we got a few more to come along like

Fleet Admiral edge:(comes out of the pod looking pissed) Damnit guys you had to wake me up it better be for a good reason

Grimm:killing bugs

Edge:good enough so just us 3

Grimm:nah were bringing one more (the ships power turns off and on again) damn this ship going forward into the gutter (the pod move again with a)

Cadet Eris:I'm ready to kill for super earth

Grimm:...123 not it

Doge:not it

Edge:no-ah damn it why do I have to Babysit the rookie

Grimm:you didn't say it in time

Edge:(sigh)fine let's go

(So the 4 helldivers went to geonosians... it didn't end well let's see uh Grimm and doge got blasted off course and had to fight the geonosians secret droid factories and blow them up and And accidentally causing a massive cave in that crushed the Caverns below with so much fire power while edge and Eris burned the bugs till there was nothing left of the geonosians people nothing nothing but a burning world)

(On the lord of iron)

Grimm:God that Excelated quickly

Doge:(drinking another bottle of alcohol)very I didn't we kill them all in very brutal ways

Edge:yeah we lost the rookie to the zombie bugs ... or was it because of the flamethrower meh we can't worry about that

Grimm:didn't you kill him on Purp-

Edge:I said we wouldn't worry about that And besides how possible to get the LIO now

Grimm:well

(In the lower part of the ship the 3 stand infront of a Terminids queen)

Grimm:this is a terminids queen

Doge:WHAT THE FUCK MAN

Edge:how?

Grimm: I was supposed to give to the ministry of truth but well this shit happened

Doge:so what are you going to do with it?

Grimm:...

(A helldiver ship dropped off the terminids queen on geonosians where the queen then quietly began to eat the geonosians and give birth to new terminids then the helldivers began to farm them to get LIO)

Doge:Well that world fucked our bad

Grimm:yeah .... we should go

Edge:yeah we should... where exactly???

(New war targeted need)