It's another sunshine happy day and everybody here is crapping rainbows
save me
I am sitting on my front porch blowing watermelon seeds at the world
kittens purr in fields of lollipops and I just want to hurl
I suck down a brew as I just sit and stew cursing beneath my breath at the world
It's another sunshine happy day and everybody here is crapping rainbows
save me
save me
here comes the yellow broomstick driven by a witch
GET OFF MY LAWN YOU LITTLE BASTARDS
son of a bitch
save me
the bus moves five feet because junior can not seem to walk
the driver and each mommy have to have a little talk
traffic backing up for miles and no driver ever smiles
save me
save me
the teens are even worse looking as though they just fell off the hearse
I may seem grumpy and perhaps a little terse
but you will just have to endure another little verse
save me
this life is getting hard and now some puppy's whizzing in my yard
GET OFF MY LAWN YOU LITTLE BASTARD
son of a bitch it never seems to fail as I throw a beer can at his tail
save me
save me
