Twin Gilmore (on hold)

8) love & war & snow

"This town meeting will come to order" Miss Patty said hitting the gavel. "No one is listening to me" Taylor said. "Oh, Taylor calm down" Miss Patty said.

"I can't calm down I'm being persecuted" Taylor said. "I promise that we hear you" Miss Patty said.

"We've been hearing you for 20 minutes" Andrew said standing up.

"Well excuse me Andrew but some of us have businesses to run that don't involve peddling drug paraphernalia to kids" Taylor said. "It was a lava lamp Taylor" Andrew said.

"There is no use for a lava lamp unless you're on drugs" Taylor said. "Oh, for crying out loud" Andrew said and sat down.

"Now we've already agreed to look into your accusations" Miss Patty said stating the movie while Lorelei sat next to Aurora who was sat next to Rory.

"What'd I miss" Lorelei asked handing Rory and Aurora their drink.

"Taylor Dosey wants the no parking zone in front of his store removed he says his customers are being unfairly ticketed" Rory said.

"No, it's just because he wants to park there all day" Lorelei said. "Genius" Rory said.

"I have been mayor of this fine town for a long time I tend to think of all of you as my children" Harry said.

"I didn't realize I had a new daddy" Aurora said and Lorelei had to hold in a laugh while Rory playfully shoved Aurora.

"Unfortunately, sometimes children have to be disciplined now I'm gonna say something and I'm only gonna say it once we have leash laws people" Harry said. "Daddy's getting angry" Lorelei said.

"Oh no I hope he doesn't ground any of our sisters or brothers" Aurora said. "Rover will not leash himself" Harry said.

"Good point" Rory said. "I would like to now move on to something of even greater importance as you all know this coming Friday is the anniversary of the legendary battle of stars hollow" Harry said and everyone clapped.

"Where's Luke" Lorelei asked. "There" Rory said motioning to him. "Hm I'm surprised he lasted this long" Aurora said.

"Patty will be circulating a sign-up sheet for those of you who would like to participate in the reenactment of Foresaid battle" Harry said. "He's turning red" Rory said.

"The entertainment is about to begin" Aurora said smiling. "Alright it was a Frigid November night some 224 years ago" Harry said.

"He's shifting in his seat" Lorelei said. "He's adjusting the cap" Rory said.

"Tired and hungry 12 proud men took their positions in the town square" Harry said.

"He's fighting the urge; he's fighting the urge" Lorelei said. "In their valued effort" Harry said when Luke stood up interrupting him.

"For god's sake do we have to go through this every dang year" Luke asked. "And he stuck the landing" Aurora said. "Yes" Lorelei said. "And the urge wins by a long shot" Rory said.

"I thought we were here to discuss town issues" Luke said. "This is a town issue" Taylor said.

"Excuse me who's talking" Harry asked. "It's me Harry, Luke, you've known me since I was five years old" Luke said.

"Oh, Luke yes sit down" Harry told Luke. "Now as I was saying 12 heroic men assembled with guns drawn ready to meet their maker" Harry said and when Luke was about to sit back down, he stood up again interrupting Harry.

"What are you talking about" Luke asked. "12 guys stood in a row all night" Luke said. "Waiting for the redcoats" Harry said.

"Who never showed" Luke said. "Now just a" Harry said when Luke interrupted.