my dumb ass in Girls und Panzer

Chapter 1 you've been hit by you've struck by Truck-kun!

so I was done with school finally! it was being a pain in the ass 

so I was walking down the sidewalk with my headphones in listening to ghost divisions quietly singing along with it 

Me" they are the panzer elite! born to compete! never Retreat! Ghost division!" I said as I walked onto the crosswalk

Me" living or dead! always ahead! fed by your dread!" I said then I felt like something hit me then everything went to black

...

I woke up with a headache

Me" ugggggh what the fuck...?" I asked 

???" oh hello" said a voice 

I look up to see a black void with a girl sitting in a chair 

Me" the fuck? am I dreaming I'm being sent to another world? like all that fan fiction and anime's?" I said pinching my nose 

'wait I can feel that'

girl" so you noticed that this isn't a dream?" she said

Me" no wait! I can't be dead! THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT!" I yelled very clearly angery

Girl" calm down chruch" she said

Me" wha-did you just reference RVB?" I asked

Girl" yep now you get to reincarnate!" she said happily 

Me" wait! wait hold up! how did I die?" I asked 

the Girl just smiled " you got hit by a truck" she answered

Me hands covering my face " oh my god a fucking truck of course..." I said  

Girl" now you'll being going to the girls und panzer world" she said 

Me" but what would I do? I'm not a girl!" I said

Girl" oh really?" she asked

Me" yeah I think it's obvious that I'm a-" I noticed my voice was different

Me" dafauq?" I said then looked at myself to see that my body was now female

Me"..." dose not compute

 Girl" now your a girl want a mirror?" she asked as a mirror appeared in front of me

I still had my dark brown hair my hazel eyes and my fair skin 

but I was shorter I think I was about 5'9 now as the mirror had something to show my height

my hair was short and was down next to my neck 

and I noticed I had umm 'asset's' on my chest which were not big luckily and were just a normal size I think

listen I'm I guy I don't know

Girl" so now that's been sorted  what tank do you want?" she asked

I thought about it

Me" I want my tiger H1 from war thunder" I chose this tank because I seemed to have good luck with it in a match getting at least 3 kills and capture one point at least

Girl" okay and before you ask you will know how to man any position in a tank so yeah you done?" she asked

Me" won't I need a new name?" I asked 

Girl" oh right that would be important, chose a new name" she said

Me" umm Ella uhhh hmmmm Sadler"  I said

Girl " okay you ready?" she asked

Ella" I guess so " said Ella who was the author 

Girl" alright have fun!"she said then I black out again