i sat down in my room on my bed with my dog. she stank but i didn't mind because i'm a smelly little fart goblin. Suddenly, i heard a large fart, only this time, it wasn't me. I smelt my dogs butt and looked up the booty and saw..SPLAT! poop squirted in my face, going all over the walls, non stop. I tried to make it stop but it wouldn't stop. i put my hand on my dogs butt except it became like when you put a spoon under the tap and it squirts right in yo face. The next thing i know i was at the gates of heaven and hell. god came up to me and said "welcome to heaven! you were a good kid." i slowly turned around and stepped into the deep pit to hell.
yall this is a joke it never happened sadly</3
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