Pati,
Sometimes I think I am mad because I just want to wrap my hands around and wring your neck. No normal woman would fantasize strangling her husband to death. But then if I had been normal, I wouldn't have been your Biwi. No sane woman can deal with a mercurial husband like you. Pati you are like a chameleon. I never know what to expect. One minute you can be so sweet, loving and charming and in another you are mean, spiteful and just plain hateful. I wonder how and why I love you, which leads me to conclude that I must indeed be a lunatic to accept you as you are, with all your mercurial, dangerous charm. But that's okay. Tum tedha ho lekin mera ho. Nonetheless, I reserve the right to strangle you the minute you change from Dr. Banner to Hulk. It's my right!
Jungli Billi Biwi
P.S. - I Hate to Love You
Dear Biwi,
Meow! You're Jungli Billi avatar is so damned sexy. I like it. Ahaan! Of course you have no choice but to love me Biwi. I am RK the Superstar. Millions of girls would kill to have me as their Pati. But the privilege belongs only to you. Not because you are one of the most beautiful woman I know, which you are, but because you give it back to me in equal measure. You have no choice but to love me Biwi because I can't stop loving you. You are mine and will always be mine. Tum par bas haq hai sirf mera. I am a Kameena when I loose control over my tongue but I am Rightfully Yours Kameena Pati. And yes you have the right to strangle me, spank me, do anything to me, any time you want. Just make sure whatever punishment you select, we both will enjoy it at the end. Preferably on the bed. *Wink*
Right Kameena Pati
P.S. - I Love that You Hate to Love Me
