"googoogaga" said baby logan as he was being changed by his mother abigail then there was a splosion and abigail died but saved only logan because her enormous thighs and mangled limbs protected him from the splosion as baby logan cried a small platoon of baby soldiers came storming in armed with m16 rifles with acog scopes, then came in a burly looking five year old with a panserschrek rocket launcher and then logan was abducted and sent to the toddler training camp.
Two months later Logan had completed his training and is now a baby enforcer for the childrens armed forces. He hadn't made any friends over the two months he had been training there except for one really good friend named Alex king. So now that he had met Alex they did almost everything together they came out at the top of their heats in training after all they were so much older than most because most are found and abducted at birth. But Alex and Logan were found as three year old children.
