THIS IS HOW TO SURVIVE WARPED TOUR!
TRUST ME IVE GONE SINCE 2007!
WARPED TOUR IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN SINCE LIKE...
WHEN JESUS RODE A RAPTAR
OR LIKE SINCE...JALEX WAS ADMITTED TO BE TRUE!
(ONLY IN MY DREAMS) ANYWAY HERE ARE SOME TIPS TO KEEP YOU FROM POTENTIALLY DYING AT WARPED!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
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WHAT TO BRING TO WARPED!:
- WATER!!!!!!
I cant stress this enough! Water is the most important thing you could bring to Warped! Because its HOT AS THE DEVILS ASS CRACK THERE! Last year i went to warped I brought 2 bottles of water like...the liter sized ones. Because water there is like $3 this year which is still alot concidering yknow...YOU CAN'T KEEP THE CAPS! Im serious you buy water from warped don't plan on having a cap for the bottle. Bring a water bottle unopend OR an empty canteen because they are supossed to have the clean canteen station to refill LE AQUA! <3
(note: I suggest staying hyrdrated 2 days prior to warped itll save you in the end cause you have lots more energy and maybe wont be as dehydrated!)
-SUN TO THE MOTHERFLUCKIN SCREEN!!
You neeeed! sunscreen! IDC if your all " But its greasy and i never burn" . BULL! Look at me...IM PALE AS FUCK! and i went to warped with no sunscreen once...(fuckinidiot) i look like a leather bag when i came back ! I had SPF 50 and I applied...7 times from the morning till the end of warped! Yeaaah Slather that shit on you like you are dying for some...idk where im going with that but yeah...SUNSCREEN BUY IT TAKE IT APPLY DAT SHIT!
- BRING MONEY!
YOU WILL NEED MORE THAN $50 if you plan on buying merch and food...I brought $300 in 5s 10s and 20s...PLEASE DONT FORGET YOUR MONEY!
Ladies = Stick the money in your bra instead of your briches
Men= IDK i put my money nder my hat o-o
-FOOD!!!!
I suggest if you dont wanna pay ALOT like $8 for food bring like...snacks. Like go to freaking McDonalds and put a cheeseburger and fries in there...I mean when they search your bags...depending on the venue they will let you pass! :0 EAT IM SERIOUS! I know your having fun and all and its hot but if you dont eat and or drink YOU WILL HAVE NO MORE FUN AND PASS OUT! ive seen it happen billions at once!
NOW THAT WE HAVE THE IMPORTANT THINGS HERE ARE A LIL LIST TO MAKE SURE TO BRING!!!
1.) BRING YOUR TICKET! (i can't tell you how many times people forget thier tickets...and then when you wanna but them...they are SOLD OUT!)
2.) DIRECTIONS!!! ( if you have never been to that venue GPS that shit OR! google map that joint xD) Please dont get lost <3
3.) Bring a LIGHT WIEGHT BACKPACK!
not a freaking school bag! Like a nice sized drawstring gymbag!
I suggeset if your going with a friend or a group assign who will hold food and drinks and who will hold merch and posters!
4.)SPF chapstick!
believe me your lips can be burned too!
5.)Cheap sunglasses!
Because CHANCES ARE sun will be in you eyes annnd i mean if they break...Get free ones somewhere!
6.)Earplugs...ONLY IF YOU CANT HANDLE THE SEXY LICKS OF A GUITAR AND BASS!!!
(if your parents come with you...get them plugs...exspecially if they dont wanna got to the parents tent..)
7.)BRING A FREAKING CAMERA!!!
-Fancy ones arent allowed -_-
-Digital one! the small ones are the best
- I SWEAR YOU BETTER NOT BRING AN IPAD I WILL KICK YOU!
8.)Bring a sharpie!
So you can stalk bandmemebers down and get thier signiture!
or a lock of hair o0o
9.)Bring your FULLY CHARGED PHONE!
Cause if you need to get with a friend again and your lost it will come in handy!
10.) Saniwipes!
I mean if you need them...but i didnt use the bathroom that whole warped tour so i never needed them...maybe to wipe off dirt and or drool you ctach from screaming out a singers name!
11.) HATS HATS HATS !!!!
BANDANAS BANDANAS BANDANAS!
to protect your head from the sun and your face from dust while you mosh!
12.)Change of clothes!
CAUSE I GUARENTEE YOU WILL SMELL LIKE SWEAT, FANGIRLS/FANBOYS,AND MONSTERS !!
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WELP! those are my tips PART 1
i will upload PART 2 soon!
And i will see you in the pit!
:)
