DEMIOS is like dead or sum shit and all of a sudden is living in the family guy house with seven billion other people including sans, nagito, Peter, Alex, Ace, Axe, John, Fleur, Xiao, dream , Jesus, And like seven other people who are all gayer then...
It was a early morning and DEmios was waking up off his bed, aka santit or sanford the car brand whatever his fucking name is. He went to washroom and seen nagito in shower doing school, and seen annebella the creepy ass it doll, doing her makeup like that one Elmo puppet. He took a shit and then left, but omg!?@?&;&3!3&? Plot twist, demios's cock is actully dwanye the rock Johnson, the rock cock!!?!?!?!? He jumped down the stairs and in the kitchen as he open fridge. Alex walks down with A ten gallon bottle of coolaid.
"Hey dedmois"
"Hey Aelx"
"The fuck you just call me rock penis"
Fight breaks out kitchen destroyed. Peter walked into the kitchen, new scene as the friends intro plays. Nagito breaks threw the window,
"hey Peter, I just seen Mario and sonic making out, super hot, wanna watch babe"
"Omg I love Selena gonasa let's go!?!?&?&;&"
Alex and Demios then make up or some shit and then homo brO kiss omg@)9;&:, axe and walks in and gets coffee and then explodes cayse angry birds 3. Jesus came in and sat down opening his gopro 902 laptop and looked up Cockpit. Ace looks at laptop, ace punches jesus, jesus shifts into Mary Sue. World war 4. Then it was dinner. Everyone sat down at table, they all sung the song about Bart Simpson.
"So what did everyone do today" Asked sans undertail
"Me and babe went to spy on the hot ladies wink" said peter
"Make out" Said aelx
"I took the fish on a walk with sandy" Said spider bob
"Omg it's my birthday!?!?!?" Said xiao
Fleur and xiao shift into fanfics and isn't seen for the next 2 chapters cause xiao is hot ahaahahahdjf
Everyone sat down and ate before it was dinner, then the wall broke down, OMG ITS DOCTER DUFISMERST!?!?!?!? He had no pants cause old fuck.
"It is I, your arch nemieis dr derpgofshmeret! I've come to tell you all, your rent is to be paid up in 3 DAYS...."
Everyone gasped, John stood up
"We all are broker then yo mama we ain't got the good shit docter dick"
"We'll find money or I'll send you guys to that one Jesus x sonic fanfic where they make children"
Everyone gasped as jesus cried. Dream put his hand up, but was smited by the hot sexy Pizza Hut down the street. Demios watched dream get smited, he found it so hot. When docter dick shit left, Everyone panik. Toy Bonnie raised his hand,
"Everyhomo calm down!!?'";&; we can just use micheals money"
"Who the fuck is Micheal dumbass" Said OwO cat boy
"My mom" said Muzan
"His mom is like centuries old, fucking old hag" said 2b
Demios was staring out the window at the hot Pizza Hut, hank came beside him.
"I watched hot blenders fuck once" Hank said, his tone saddened
"That's so homo bro, I'm so proud" Dedmios said as he cried
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*Next day at the home*
DEMIOS woke up. His chest felt so heavy, then he remembered why, he's got huge honkers, fucking mommy milkers over here smh. He walked into his sisters room, captain America
"Ayo titty fucking died where he at"
"Idk gay sex"
"Good point" Demios said stealing lipstick and leaving
DEMIOS walked down the halls of the house, he passed je'sus', imposter, cremate making out with imposter, axe, a wall, Bart Simpson, britny spears, the vegan teacher, dababy, and Chris from total drama island, before making it to his shit lab. He entered the lab, making sure no one seen him. Only, everyone seen him. He walked down the hall of his shit shanker and cock and ball gay sex omg
Axle was walking down stairs when falls and ace and Alex smash the wall open revealing horny blender photos, OMG!&?@?@ Then family meeting happens
"I think we invest in cults to get money for house" Say Mario
"Can we sell jesus already he's to fucking old and he leaves his leg hair in the washroom like he sheded his entire ass" Said Subway
"Atleast I don't make out with mcdonlds behind Wendy's back" exclaimed jesus
Subway then banner jesus from life itself and sold him on the black market for a cent.
"OMG SUBWAY!?!? WE COULD HAVE SOLD HIM FOR MORE!!" Exclaimed Peter
Everyone gasped as depression song play. Vampire cookie and wolf cookie cry as they make out, and everyone gets mega sus worried cause they gon be broke on the streets cause they sold god himself for a cent. What will the dumbasses do now? Will demios stop being a pussy and talk to Pizza Hut?? Will subway and mcdonlds break up?!?! Will shrek make his apprence anytime soon? Where the fuck is Mickey Mouse!?!?!(&@( tune in next chapter
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