"david, david, david" you heard. at a strip club you didn't expect that had guys. but then you turned around and saw a guy in man panties who had shopkins on 'em. you'd never thought you'd catch feelings for this man with undies that had shopkins but you did. he had brown hair, he was a little chunky, and most best part, he didn't look like a had a penis. you went up to him and then tapped on his shoulder to not only see this man but to see his beautiful brown eyes. you heard him say.
"uM- hElLo???????" he said in his high voice. this man did not hit puberty and he looked like he was about 12 and you wondered why he was a stripper at the strip club. you started having a conversation and then you guys went into a room and then started to FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER BUT THEN YOU NOTICED DAVID DIDNT HAVE A PENIS SO THEN YOU BOTH WERE THERE DISAPPOINTED AND THEN YOU STARTED MAKING FUN OF DAVID AND CALLING HIM NAMES LIKE "david's millimeter defeater" AND "one inch WONDER" then david died right there.
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