Once was a girl who liked potatoes,
She loves to count to potatoes,
But then one day she accentdently counted to tomatoes,
And she was cursed out of town with a bag of potatoes.
She cursed with spit,
She cursed once more,
She said she didn't like potatoes anymore.
So just like this, and just like that,
A giant potato came down and jumped her a$$,
He beat her with poop, he beat her with a stick,
As she reached for her bag she said suck my ballss,
And she hit em' with her bag,
Until his brains went splatt,
And she said with might,
Potatoes are my friends, and I'm going to uhhhh potatoes are my friend, POTATOES BE FEARED, POTATOES IN SIGHT, BEWARE OUR POWER, GREEN POTATOES LIGHT.... As she flew into the air like a shining star, but lost her flight hit the ground and she got ran over by a car. SO THE LESSON IS POTATOES DONT SAVE LIVES. DOCTORS DO.. AND REMEMBER KIDS WE ALL CAN COUNT TO POTATOES!!!!!!
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